I am not in the office...

Actually, I am still at work - I'm waiting for it to be time to go and see Bond, but I've just come across this great story on the BBC website: -

When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed.

Unfortunately, the e-mail response to Swansea council said in Welsh: "I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated".

So that was what went up under the English version which barred lorries from a road near a supermarket.